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Mischeif, Merriment, and me likes BIG (@)s

I am a guy who HATES most sports. I cook, I clean, and cannot drive . My vision is so bad the DMV seized my license.
Oh, and an hour is a "Quickie" for me-- the woman being on top. I work, too!!!

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Public Sex preferences

Favorite public sex places:I once had sex in a Catholic Church Confessional. That was fun! In a way, I communicated with God.
The riskiest place I've had a sexual encounter:I was recuperating in a hospital from a pretty savage mugging/ beating, and visitor to the woman in the next room had sex with me in my bathroom. And, yes, it was a SHE.

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIcelandic
BuildSlender
Height170 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorDark blonde
Hair LengthNeck length
Facial HairNone
Best featureButt
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Other
Health ConditionNo problems
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Thin
CircumcisedNo
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationFriends come over often
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
AvailabilityMy Place
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtySales / Marketing
Employment StatusPart-time
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job TitleAssociate, Writer, Small-Business Owner and GLG

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Humor, Great skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
My perfect matchHas ambition. I do not mean being an Executive Vice President by the time you're X, but wanting to see what life has to offer. Oh, and being curious in the bedroom, but be warned: I do NO Anal Sex or Butt-Play, whatsoever.
Our first dateA dinner I cook (is spicy OK?), and dessert she brings (NO NUTS, of any type. It will send me into a FATAL allergic reaction).

Fetishes

FetishesTongue Fetish, Other

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:Several times a day
Sex isAwesome but not a priority
Most partners at once:Threesome M/F/F
Dirty talkTurns me on
Night life:Night clubs, Strip clubs, Raves, Intimate gatherings in my home, Regular Bars, Movies, Munches

Sexual Interests

CybersexEvery once in a while
Oral Sex isMy favorite
Anal sex isNot my thing
Sex toys:None of the above
Size matterNo, Not at all
"Off Limits":Anal Sex or Butt-Play

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyGoing into another (empty) Church confessional, and.....
Fantasy locationParents house, Dressing room, On the beach
Fantasy sex partner:A woman with ambition, intelligence, and big bazoongas.